Dear Coworker,

If I visibly have control of a situation and you step in as if you’re the only person in the office that knows how to handle anything one more time, I am not going to pass go. I am not going to collect 200 of anything. I am going to go straight to our boss and have a chat with him about your attitude and then let him rake you over the coals, because I am entirely sick of being made to feel inadequate in this office. If I wanted that, I would go home and speak to my mother.

Fuck Off,

Meg