Me: I’m cry-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you’re crying about black sails, we know, you’re crying about black sails so much, it is ruining your life, you’re crying so much, you just can’t stop crying about black sails, we KNOW, you are crying about black sails you are fucking dead because of black sails ok we know, we get it, BLACK SAILS KILLED YOU. WE GET IT.