who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife
“Ritalin” is a tiny goblin creature and “Adderall” is a washed up disgraced and evil prince banished from his homeland
“Zyprexa” is an elegant queen of darkness, intent on bending the world to her will.
effexor is a dauntless automaton created by the court weaponsmaster
I’ve actually had paladins named Percocet and Valium, an elf called
Acetaminophen (Min for short), and a villain known as the Dark Lord Ibuprofen in my (less serious) D&D games. Drug names are fantastic for that sort of thing.I mean, Xanax sounds like something you name yourself when you become a Litch.
Benzodiazapeine is a bard from some noble family who’s trying to ‘bohemian’ and goes by ‘benny’Diphenhydramine is a kind of ooze though, an abomination created in the tower of a wizard with unusually weak ethical concerns.
‘Prozac’ is a sad elf that tries to have a hip and happening sense of humor but just. He’s bad. Can’t do it. Do not let him start in on the tree puns.
Pesticides are pretty great for this as well, I’ve put characters named Malathion and Permethrin into things before.
Lamotrigine will upgrade your ammo capacity if you throw enough money in her wishing well, and Sulfasalazine is the snake spirit that protects our lake
lunesta is a discount moon goddess and wellbutrin is a treasure hoarding toad demon
The goddess ranitidine governs the warlike, whereas quetiapine is the muse of harps
lexapro is a halfling ranger bard barbarian with awesome stats and a terrible personality
I once played in a game where every character was named after a drug. I played a warlock named Ambien. Cymbalta the revenant rogue basically carried an encounter for us and it was amazing.
Metformin is an evil cult leader that takes himself way too seriously and keeps demanding people bow down to the amusement of absolutely no one.
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