BUT HEY GUYS, HOW ABOUT JOHN SILVER AND HIS HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE, HUH?
(twobrokenwyngs:
what! the fuck are you doing!!!
?!?!?!natlet:
i’m writing you IM fic like it’s 2003 youre welcome)but like – what if he is in the middle but nobody’s at odds, what if they’re on either side but they’re not pulling him outward they’re holding him up together, what if two legs is okay and you can get along with one but three is more stable and there’s a reason for that