@jadedbirch and I have decided that Toby Stephens has to be stopped from murdering us all, and so we’ve put together this list of offences. It is not exhaustive, so please feel free to add to it.
Henceforth, the entity known as Toby Stephens shall be prohibited from ever:
1. Looking at people (intensely or otherwise)
2. Pointing at people
3. Saying hello to anyone ever
4. Touching his beard (considered particularly heinous)
5. Sitting with his legs open like some kind of slut
6. Wheeze-laughing whilst crinkling his nose
7. Quirking his eyebrow(s)
8. Smiling crookedly
9. Quivering his lip for emotional manipulation purposes
10. Fidgeting with his hands
11. Reading books aloud.
12. Tucking hair behind one ear
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