Thomas: Are you the liaison sent by the Admiralty?
James: I am, my lord.
Thomas: [sign me the fuck up]#THE BOTTOM ONE #thomas hamilton has never been subtle about a single thing ever in his whole life #look at my sweet lieutenant son james the absolute picture of propriety #shoulders set and eyes straight ahead #meanwhile thomas turns around and blatantly checks him out from head to toe and is a moment away from ripping off his wig #[thomas voice] ‘ah…are you the liaison sent by the admiralty?!’ (‘please GOD tell me you’re the liaison sent by the admiralty’) #imagine if james was like ‘no that’s not me I just had a question-’ #thomas: ‘THAT’S YOU NOW BOY!!!!! GET IN HERE’ #[dragging james by the sleeve] #’MIRANDA!!!! MIRAAAAANDA!!!! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS’ (via candlewinds)