ok so im rewatching s1 and the bit where gates says the crew won’t be happy with $8 each and ok so i did some maths and thats the equivalent of around $640 USD in today’s money, or around 600euro, or £520 like thats not a bad amount assuming they make semi regular hauls like that (and assuming thats at the lower end of their usual haul considering gates’ displeasure) like wtf are they complaining about they aint got phone bills to pay they aint got taxes to pay pirates are greedy bastards

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captain-flint:

im laughing so hard

flint: im gonna give u 5 million spanish dollars

the crew: WELL WE WANT 5 BILLION SPANISH DOLLARS

flint: well thats a little unrealistic. this is hard work. 

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30, She/her. Used to be DreamingPagan a long time back. Multi-fandom, mostly Black Sails these days but with a lot of Tolkien and funny things interspersed. Complete language and history nerd - be warned. I write fic and occasionally I talk about ships.

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