how in the fuck do you find a good url without hyphens
ship a rarepair
find a thing u like, add ing to the end
change a vowel to something like x v or c
stick an s or two in there
figure out a creative pun
make up something ridiculous
Add numbers
just put your full fucking name in
Don’t waste my time thinking of a “good” username.
IDK, a fucking miracle or something.
luck.
An inside joke
food
spend five hours going through quotes
fandom that isn’t very active, phrase used only twice in the show (i think?)
alternate version of an OC’s name that you’ve used since you were like 15
Obnoxiously obscure literary references.
get lucky because on no other social media is this pun untaken
a sentence
take two fictional characters you like and mash their names together
Have a witty internet handle
gibberish
join tumblr in 2010 and refuse to let go of your original username
mess around with “a, an, the” and variations thereof
nah man its sheer hecking luck
lmao i’m the only one who thinks mine is funny
Someone else names you.
Make up a genre.
Crown yourself royalty of a species most people dont care about
Write a sentence.
Choose religious figures in a popular fantasy canon before anyone else does
wait two years until your arch enemy, the owner of your url but with no hyphens, finally gives up the fight
think of a political figure and add ‘official’ in the end
pick a thing you like about your fave
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