a number of reasons why you should watch Black Sails
– now is the perfect time to binge-watch seasons 1-3 because 4 (which is the last one) will be out soon
– listen who DOESN’T want to know the backstory of Long John Silver?
– PiRATEs?!?
– lesbians? yes. dead lesbians? nope.
– you REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET SURROUNDING CAPTAIN FLINT
– AND MIRANDA BARLOW
– BAMF characters. all of them.
– everything serves the plot??? even the sex scenes??? i mean where else would you find that??
– you REALLY want to find out who Thomas Hamilton is. believe me.
– “well, we could make this a straight blood fest” “how about we don’t?” “yeah sure Jim good plan”
– assorted relatable quotes: 1. “that was dark” 2. “There’s no we, we stopped being a thing of any relevance about an hour ago.” 3. “no shit” 4. “fuck”, in all its various forms´
– “My truest love, know no shame” *sobs*
feel free to add
Other important stuff:
– good characters who are too nice for this show and you want to protect them at all costs,
– absolute bastards of characters that you want to protect at all costs,
– that one bastard that you look at for a long while going ‘I don’t care what fandom says, he is an angry, bloodthirsty, lying fuck and i will never like him’ and then somehow he is your ginger baby son and you want to protect him at all costs,
– after this show every time someone will say “let me tell you a story” you will hear it in captain’s flint voice and it will be good,
– it breaks your heart all the time, but it all makes so much sense that you’re both mad and impressed,
– the plot is so fucking tight that every canon change you wanna do in fics automatically changes A LOT and it’s brilliant and a lot of fun,
– other relatable quotes 1. Gulit is natural. It also goes away if you let it. 2. Get on with it, motherfucker. 3.
Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours, I will be it.4. Maybe we will be friends by then? 5. if you’re going to behave like children, then I will be your daddy.
– soundtrack is really cool,
– sea looks nice in every scene, true story. #i watched for the sea
very good additions! please also consider:
– side plots that are so good you forget they are side plots
– Anne Bonny
– multilingual pirates???
– wlw woc in the most powerful positions!!!!!!!!
– you hate certain characters… but also… you love them??? (*coughcough Charles Vane coughcough*)
– SO. MUCH. SCHEMING.THAT. IS. SO. WELL. DELIVERED!!!!!
– hilarious moments: 1. “I believe the word you’re looking for is “fucked”?“ – “Yeah, thank you” 2. “For all you virgins in the room, that’s also known as fucking suicide.” 3. “What the fuck are you doing here?” – “ Came to take your ship. Stayed to get you out of all this. Figured if anyone was going to make a trophy of you, it really ought to be me.” 4. “How the fuck could you have thought that???” 5. “Hang on, you’re serious about taking the ship?!?” – “What the fuck did you think?”