This week needs to be over. I’ve had to listen to crappy Christmas music all week. If I hear Santa Baby one more time, I’m going to scream, and Coworker needs to take her sick ass home instead of stirring shit for funsies and spreading her stomach flu through the office. I swear to the gods she goes out of her way to make trouble for me, specifically, usually when she just doesn’t want to deal with a policy that’s changed.

Update: Sick!Coworker has taken herself home, so some small improvement has been made. Yay!