char7:

hapaxlegomina:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

ianstagram:

Yeah our house is on fire but have we considered giving the fire a chance and seeing what it does first before we put it out?

Before we call 911 I want the wood floor to apologize for being so flammable and let the healing begin because it really hurts the arsonist when you call him an arsonist.

Look, I know none of us wanted this fire in the first place, but it’s here now, so can we please just try and make the best of it and be respectful?

Other houses are overreacting because the fire has appointed a can of gasoline to work with it. People need to wait and see what they do together first. Maybe it won’t be so bad.

WE didn’t complain when someone DECORATED our house. You shouldn’t complain now.