The Signs as Georgian Navy Admirals:

tatzelwyrm:

Aries: Hood – you’re great, really, but somehow all people tend to remember are your fuckups.

Taurus: Cornwallis – you’re steady, reliable and hellishly judgemental. When are you going to shut up about the Battle of the Saintes?

Gemini: Hood (the other one) – people will remember you more for the way you die than the way you live. Probably because there’s not much else to tell. Get a real hobby, jfc!

Cancer: Nelson – your ambition is going to kill you, but until then why not show the peasants who’s boss?

Leo: Pellew – you are surrounded by tiny babies and you will take care of each and every one of them. Meanwhile, tact is something that happens to other people.

Virgo: Howe – it doesn’t matter how many strategic errors you make, people continue to believe in your image.

Libra: Collingwood – the eternal wingman.

Scorpio: “Old Jarvie” – you make people shit their pants in fear and you love it.

Sagittarius: Sir Sidney Smith – common peasants consider you problematic, but on the bright side you look great in a turban.

Capricorn: Hood (the other two) – there’s entirely too many of you and you’re all related.

Aquarius: Cochrane – all of the work, none of the credit. You fight for recognition, but even when POB people base popular fiction on your exploits your name shall never be mentioned. 

Pisces: Troubridge – people feel like you hardly ever do anything wrong; mostly because people aren’t sure whether you do anything at all.