who you should fight: black sails edition

phalangine:

flint: survived

survived starvation, a tempest, pirate hunters, jealous captains, mutinous crews, angry lords, a queen, a king, and the goddamn british navy. full of bi rage. do not fight him.

silver: initially seems harmless but is smart enough to lead an entire crew around by the nose. also, once kicked a man’s skull in with his false leg. do not fight silver.
rogers: debatable. you might win, but he might just trash your ass. avoid fighting.
rackham: not a good physical fighter but v cunning. he’d probably do something underhanded, and you would lose. avoid fighting rackham.

vane: literally the best fighter?? don’t fight vane. unless you have help. lots of help. then you can fight vane.

anne: lol nah, bruh. she took out her own crew. you’ve got no chance. do not fight her.
max: not very strong physically, but v crafty. like rackham, she probably has a backup plan. possibly she could just give you a smile that will make winning impossible. avoid fighting her.

eleanor: you might be able to overpower her. she’s v angry, though, and you know what they say about a woman scorned. do not fight.
billy: a human puppy dog. please do not fight him. but if you must, you’d probably lose.

madi: a princess- of escaped former slaves. do not fight her. even if she loses, her people will not let you leave the island alive. do not fight madi.
teach: ??? do not fight teach,
thomas: don’t fight thomas. you’d win, but the man is just trying to make the world a better place. be nice to thomas.
miranda: all that puritanical vengeance in one woman? do not fight miranda. you would lose.
betsy: you’re a human, and she’s a cat, so you’d likely win, but why would you want to fight her in the first place? leave betsy alone.