thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

human, open up the Grubhub app! 

THIS FOOD TOO BIG TO FIT IN MY BEAK WE HAVE A PROBLEM

“I CAN’T EAT THIS”