Dear Coworker,

Thank you so much for trusting me so much that you decided to go check with the boss about something I had told you the minute that I had left the office to go to the bathroom. Thank you for not having the grace to even look vaguely ashamed of yourself when he backed me up. Gods forbid you fucking trust that I know what I’m doing. It makes me feel so fucking appreciated, let me tell you.

God I Can’t Wait For You To Retire,

Pagan