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homoriental:

why is this cracker the main character of a movie set in CHINA

full offense but fuck this white guy lmao

“1700 years to build. 5500 miles long. what were they trying to keep out?”

the huns. they were trying to keep out the huns. the huns were what were being kept out of china via the wall that china built. that great wall, which was built by china, was made to keep out the invaders, known as the huns. it was the huns who were being blocked by the wall that china built, which was a great weall. it was the huns who

uh, no? it says on the poster Matt Damon. They were trying to keep out Matt Damon.

Well, they failed fucking spectacularly, because there the hell he is, exactly where he shouldn’t be.