unseenphil:

ceruleancynic:

cherrymilkshake:

cold-warrior:

mysteryofthelizardmen:

uss-edsall:

Fun fact: There’s a giant 500 pound blue crab made out of stained glass in Baltimore-Washington International Airport (BWI).

We’re serious about our crabs here

Is Baltimore real or did I imagine a city obsessed with crabs during a fever-dream

@ceruleancynic

come to Baltimore

we have crabs

and also more tourist goods making amusing puns or plays on words re. edible crustaceans of the species Callinectes sapidus and the common naughty-bits louse than you could shake a crab mallet at

it’s a really nice crab sculpture though and bwi is a pretty good airport as such places go :3

I just assume the BWI  crab is there to defend the city in case the Denver murder-horse starts getting ideas about cross-country trips.