Black Sails

Person: I just want a show with proper bisexual characters.
Me: Do you have time to hear about our lord and savior Black Sails?
Person: I want a show where same-sex female relationship isn’t solely fan service.
Me: *pulls Black Sails box sets out of briefcase*
Person: I want a show that acknowledges polyamory.
Me: *opens box set*
Person: I want a show with proper portrayal of women.
Me: *puts DVD in the player*
Person: I want a show where the “strong men” aren’t just macho.
Me: *sits you down*
Person: I want a show that’s both historically accurate while being compelling fiction
Me: *presses play*