Imagine, Corvo Attano, still soaking wet and off the boat stamping through the dusty streets of Karnaca leaving a trail of sea water and profanities in his wake, opening the door to the first flower shop he sees, depositing five large silver coins on the counter, “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flow—oh.”
Daud looks back at him from behind the counter, holding a potted orchid like he’s torn between hiding behind it or throwing it like a weapon.
Corvo breathes. Taking a moment to reach up and wiggle sea water out of his ear with his little finger. Daud still hasn’t moved, but eventually he’s puts the orchid down, slowly, like a loaded gun.
“So, there’s this witch called Delilah…”
“Oh…Outsider’s balls.”
#flower shop AU#Corvo Attano#Daud#crack#alternative ending: Daud receives a bouquet and opens the card#it reads: YOU HAD ONE JOB – Corvo x0x0
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