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This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality

i only know how to bask in a torrential downpour of homosexuality

“dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to savor the rapturous caress of this loathsome flesh suit”
All it needs is an UwU at the end and it’s perfect

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the gays dont accept my support but i literally bought a rainbow packpack. i also think deeply about civilization?
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“whats my favorite dinosaur? i like any dinosaur that wants to accuse me of betraying dragons”

“one thing ive learned is that its surprisingly easy to romanticize memes”

it’s self-aware

“slugs don’t descend into a tiny seashell” HOLY SHIT IS THIS THING DATAMINING ME HOW DID IT KNOW TO TALK ABOUT SLUGS IM SCARED GUYS

“i must prepare for every single person on the earth” 

TRUE THO

what do you mean when you say my time management is bad? at 8am i wake up. i have breakfast and brush my teeth. then from 9am to 8pm i acquire the void

sometimes i just want to expect good things out of furries

Apparently this thing is in tune with Clarity????

“Sometimes I just want to believe in fire”

in medieval times did people kinkshame the sewer

(sighing sadly) i guess i will think about elf criminals