“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know. If anyone does, please tell me!
Edit: Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art. The genius in question is LordJazor ! Thank you!
“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers”
“for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle”
BLESS
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.
Nothing can top this lol
bitched his face off
@themaggiezine I’m dead
This is a blessing.
This was life changing
This is the most magnificent translation!
I am literally crying with laughter. DO NOT PLAY AT WORK ohgodsowmyribsow
Meg's Mumbles 