On Today’s Episode of “Do I Have a Cat or a Small Child”:

everyworldneedslove:

omniship-armada:

“Whatever you’re doing, knock it off.”

“Please stop trying to eat cardboard.”

“Why would you puke there?”

“I swear to god I just fed you.”

“I love you very much but that doesn’t change what I just said.” 

“Oh gods, stop looking at me with those eyes. You’re too cute. How am I ever supposed to say no to you?” 

“It’s too quiet. Oh gods, what are you up to?” 

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