“Whatever you’re doing, knock it off.”
“Please stop trying to eat cardboard.”
“Why would you puke there?”
“I swear to god I just fed you.”
“I love you very much but that doesn’t change what I just said.”
“Oh gods, stop looking at me with those eyes. You’re too cute. How am I ever supposed to say no to you?”
“It’s too quiet. Oh gods, what are you up to?”