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meshqwert:

teal-deer:

bisexualkuvira:

mudora:

zukits:

gameoffish:

justnoodlefishthings:

These are Garter Snakes and completely harmless little noodles I could literally sit right in the middle and they wouldn’t care

I don’t care how much I have to pay, I’m in

lmao while most people are freaking out at the idea, I’d be like

BRING ME TO MY CHILDREN.

Idk would there be wifi or would they force you to use data?

Ummm yes

Well, as long as I don’t have to stand ON the snakes, sure.  Do you have to remain standing, though?  I’d rather be able to sit down.

Provided I get a shower afterward. Do you know what that many snakes together smells like?

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30, She/her. Used to be DreamingPagan a long time back. Multi-fandom, mostly Black Sails these days but with a lot of Tolkien and funny things interspersed. Complete language and history nerd - be warned. I write fic and occasionally I talk about ships.

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