GOP: We must follow the Constitution THE THE LETTER ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE THE FOUNDING FATHERS!
Me: Oh, okay. Glad you mentioned that. See, here’s this thing in the Constitution where it says that the president shall appoint Supreme Court Justices, and now that there’s a vacancy on the Supreme Court, President Obama’s Constitutional duty is to appoint a new justice.
GOP: But Obama is in his last year of office!
Me: You mean like Ronald Reagan was when he nominated Anthony Kennedy?
GOP: But
Me: Yeah, go ahead and say something critical of Ronald Reagan.
GOP: Well. He. It. See. Ronald Rrrrreee…
Me: I’ll wait. Take your time.
GOP: RrRrrrOoooonnnnaLllddddddd…….
Me: Are you okay?
GOP: Rrrrrreeeaaagggg gggg gggg gggg ggbbzzt bzzt bzzzzzt
Me: Are … are you having a system freeze?
GOP: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)ail?
Me: Let’s go with fail. That’s what you’re best at.