aries: MAJOR PLEASE, I’M JOHN WATSON, FIFTH NORTHUMBERLAND FUSILIERS, THREE YEARS IN AFGHANISTAN, A VETERAN OF KANDAHAR, HELMAND AND BART’S BLOODY HOSPITAL. LET ME EXAMINE THIS BODY.
taurus: because sherlock holmes thinks it’s a perfectly OKAY THING TO DO
gemini: tell me where my wife is or i’ll punch ya lights out, ya pompous prick
cancer: they’re givin’ me an asbo
leo: why is everything always MY FAULT
virgo: DAMN MY LEG
libra:
no it’s NOT it’s NOT OKAY
scorpio:
SHEEEEERLOOOOCKKKKK!!!!
sagittarius: SWEAR TO GOD
capricorn: WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING IN THERE JAMES, STOP IT RIGHT NOW, I WILL KICK THIS DOOR DOWN
aquarius: THERE IS NOTHING THE MATTER WITH ME imagine i said that without shouting
pisces: dear gOD ABOVE
the signs as john watson yelling
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