me in any post-apocalyptic game:

some guy in clean clothes: welcome to Sunshine Gardens, friend! we’ve got clean water, all the food you could ever want, secured walls, and we’ve even got a little school going for the kiddos. we could just use a little help with the upkeep, and you seem just what we’re looking for.
me: yeah okay lol so where’s the room where you eat people

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