Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

roboticonography:

archwrites:

pollyq:

thinksmoore:

artsydarcy:

librarysciences:

jmbent:

khealywu:

betheboy:

dezulah:

melanietris:

runrunningrunner:

littlerunnergurl:

whatleighdoesnext:

yer-so-bad-best-thing-i-ever-had:

strangenewclassrooms:

teachingintweed:

thesekidsarestillkillingme:

pig-whale:

coffee-teach-wine:

macaristic:

inthemiddleofclass:

the-littlelady:

Mine would say, “Are you pooping??”

Mine would say, “there are a lot of people here.”

mine would say “lol probs for the best”

lolololol

Totes loser pants.

Well that’s fun.

I bet pirate guy is there.

Goodnight. Don’t get syphillis.

We have window behind the sofa…

They hide

Okay. What a wonderful epitaph.

If he kills me I’m gonna blame you

I’m a strong talker!

Oh pooh. Keep trying!!!

Brrrr is right.

WOWWW

Are these the right tampons?

Haha yes v true

I honestly don’t remember saying this but it sounds like something I’d say

Boo.

Hihanni Waste! Love you! Have A Great Day! XOXO

“It’s lovely!

And well worded :)”

Sounds great!

Goddamn it, autocorrect!

Petticoats optional.

Am here. Where are you? 

Figures. Mine turns out to be a version of a pretty common medieval sentiment.

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