yer-so-bad-best-thing-i-ever-had:
Mine would say, “Are you pooping??”
Mine would say, “there are a lot of people here.”
mine would say “lol probs for the best”
lolololol
Totes loser pants.
Well that’s fun.
I bet pirate guy is there.
Goodnight. Don’t get syphillis.
We have window behind the sofa…
They hide
Okay. What a wonderful epitaph.
If he kills me I’m gonna blame you
I’m a strong talker!
Oh pooh. Keep trying!!!
Brrrr is right.
WOWWW
Are these the right tampons?
Haha yes v true
I honestly don’t remember saying this but it sounds like something I’d say
Boo.
Hihanni Waste! Love you! Have A Great Day! XOXO
“It’s lovely!
And well worded :)”
Sounds great!
Goddamn it, autocorrect!
Petticoats optional.
Am here. Where are you?
Figures. Mine turns out to be a version of a pretty common medieval sentiment.