Why does cat food come in flavors like beef, chicken, and salmon? My cat can’t take down a fucking cow. I’m pretty sure that not even domestic cats in Washington are fishing out salmon swimming upstream.
Cat food should come in more realistic flavors like squirrel, mouse, lizard. With cat treats flavored like grasshopper.
Previously disabled spider FTW.
Dried Up French Fry from Under the Couch
Dried Leaf on Floor.
Another Cat’s Vomit.
Computer cable/cord, with just a hint of electricity.
Pile of Fur I Just Brushed Off Him
Plastic Bag and Cardboard Box
Meg's Mumbles 